Gregor and Ari are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Gregor,” asked Ari, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Gregor replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Ari asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir.
No Chinese Jews.” “Are you sure?” Ari asked. “I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Gregor said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere.” When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Chinese Jews.” “Are you really sure?” Ari asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.” “Sir, I asked everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews! If you really want, we have Chinese tea.”