Gregor and Ari are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Gregor,” asked Ari, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Gregor replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Ari asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in […]